Mouse Humpers from the CorvetteForum.com

MOUSE HUMPERS

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Mouse Humper: (mouz hump'er) Noun. 1. An individual that tries to screw you using a computer mouse. 2. Individuals that use a computer mouse to publish false or misleading information on an internet chat room. 3. Most often anonymous individuals that hide behind a pseudonym and accuse, malign or defame others behind their back.

----- I did not randomly select these names and pulled them out of a hat. Quite to the contrary, these formerly anonymous ones have written malicious, including absolutely profane disgusting messages on the Corvette Forum. Some are absolutely perverse and obscene, yet protected by the first amendment. However they are not protected when they publish false material.

----- Although we have never spoken to or done business with Anthony Parrie and Eddie Hernandez they repeatedly conducted year long rages. Coincidentially they never even had a catalog between them. Anthony Parrie actually described his own actions as "cyber terrorism".

----- Eddie Hernandez actually had 5 different identities on the Corvette Forum where he would create false stories and then answer himself using a pseudonym. He would start a rumor and then embellish it, vouch for it and certify it using his other Corvette Forum identities. This same fellow conducted the same effort on the NCRS board, but did not get much for results.

----- It became quite rampant with a bored elementary school principal named Gary Gombars participating even though he was never a customer, or even had a catalog. Another Corvette Forum member named James Ward claimed to have made several purchases, and used several different forum's of the Corvette Forum to distribute these lies in duplicate. He even claimed we cheated him and cashed his check. Factually no purchases were ever made and no check was ever cashed by anyone here.

----- Continuing throughout 2000 and 2001 another novice Corvette owner, Juliet Page assisted in verifying James Ward lies and corroborating his stories encouraging the authorities somewhere, to start some official investigation. She covertly assisted his subterfuge, but also provided the tip that finally identified him.

----- After initially ignoring these folk, others were encouraged. The Corvette Forum had an unpaid employee named Anthony Eimen, who masqueraded as Momo the Moderator. Actually he was so biased, he would not even let me answer anyone charges.

----- That emboldened quite a few to really embellish any story. We used James Kazilionis own MasterCard statement to show he lied about being overcharged. Momo the Moderator would not allow me to publish this information and many others. That is why I initially put these responses here. None of these folk were isolated, but actually part of a Corvette Forum group effort that drew anonymous folk who gained much attention by linking their pseudonyms to a nationally know brand: me.

----- Joe Bongiorno gained instant credibility when he claimed numerous conversation with me. personally. Twice he claimed we "ripped" him off for two different parts on two different ocassons. Actually, there was no such sale, and he had never talked to me at the time.

----- Another Corvette Forum fellow, Gary Ramadei also turned out to be quite local. He claimed to have determined from our advertising, that most of our product line was foreign, shoddy and inferior. Remarkably with over 10,000 different parts in stock and on two floors of our warehouse, his knowledge apparently was cyber-genic - because he had never made a purchase, made a call or been to our warehouse. .

----- That chat room owner realized their efforts were counter productive and an impediment to his business and plainly told Juliet Page and several others to cease or be banned. Some of their efforts were ludicrous. One former Corvette Forum pseudonym, supposed a Canadian Mountie claimed his rights were violated when I sent an email, asking if he would get an email at that address. I realize his much older, but not wiser cyber pal was the instigator. And when they were compelled to tell the truth they both authored plaintiff farewells and left for another cyber outpost.

----- I given them all a public outing. Time has come for all of them to "step out of the closet". When provided the oppurtunity to verify any of their claims, all folded their cards and almost all disappeared.

chevyman aka EdHead aka Bailey aka pokeman aka EddieH aka pucho aka echul93@yahoo.com aka pucho@freewwweb.com aka pucho3674@earthlink.net aka eherna75@aol.com aka vette75@mochamail.com