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Anthony Parrie aka TParrie aka tonys68L36 aka thparrie@cs.com

CEO of the Sam Houston Institute of Texas

This is the fellow who first used term "cyber terrorist" to describe his activities on the Corvette Forum. On August 12, 2000 he described his activities and those of the others on that Internet chat room as "the result of a little cyber-terrorism".

Who is this tonys68L36? I really haven't got the foggiest idea. I believe his name is Anthony Parrie, and he states he is from Houston Texas. Who really knows for sure? Anonymity on the Internet is like alcohol to some. It gave him courage to brag about himself, especially his Corvettes ownership, even his American Express and all the business he owned.

What is it that he is always hissing and moaning about? I have checked our computer records and we never sold him any parts. Nada, Zilch. Zero. Zots.

Since he does not appears anywhere in our database of customers, I surmise that he called our 800 phone line and could not get a free catalog. Yet somehow his psyche was injured and this started his self expressed cyber terrorism.

Since we have had no contact or sales, I can only rely upon those message he wrote about himself on the Corvette Forum. From his own written words I determined: he does not drive a Corvette and has never owned any other Corvettes. And if he did "own" one, it is really his daddy's, but it does not run.

Quote from this Mr. Big: "I am a major manufacture of cellular products with a plant in Taiwan. I also have offices in the US, Canada, and Spain." I cannot figure this out: If he is such a "major" manfacturer, how come he don't even have a Corvette you could PUSH? Who is he kidding?

I would appreciate getting his actual address. That way, I could send him a complimentary roll of writing tissue suitable to his special requirements. After all if you are full of Longhorn Dung like TONYS68L36 of the Corvette Forum, a roll probably comes in very handy and the inner cardboard tube is useful as a garage for the matchbox Corvette.