--New... genuine WINDBAGS

 Every year for the past 25 years, we has reproduced a new Limited Edition Product of the Year. This is yet another fine product suggested by a customer in need of another hard to find part. This year there were many entries to choose from and after a lengthy vote the selection committee decided upon Windbags. We thank Kit for his suggestion and we have forwarded a gift certificate redeemable for a case of Walmart fine ale.

Just in time for the internet season. Who would not want their very own personalized Windbag? Everyone can now afford these luxuries, heretofore only available to a select few. Only rarely fulfilled by some in the past, these are brand-new and an exact replica of a rare original Windbag. No expense has been spared to recreate that special feeling one gets from a finely crafted effluent Windbag.

Your complete satisfaction is assured. If your Windbag ever fails to fulfill your expectations, we will repair or replace it free of charge. These are not your usual run of the mill, old dried out shrunken Windbags, but the new improved adult style soft and hairy, greatly expandable ones. They will be cherished for years to come. A genuine family keepsake for your children and grandchildren. Limited edition of 1000 numbered authentic Windbags only.

Now you can have our fine American crafted Windbag delivered to the privacy of your home. Complete with illustrations and detailed instruction. With just a little practice anyone will be able fill their Windbag with grace and ease. Once you develop confidence, you can demonstrate your proficiency and entertain friends, neighbors and co-workers. No longer feel mediocre and lonely. Available in two sizes: Specify Portly or Jumbo.

Prepaid orders received in the next 24 hours select from hundreds of free monograms.

. Select from the following popular embroidered monograms

AA

AAA

CRS

4H

Internet Windbag

Bryant & Burnett

Uday RIP

Internet

(*)(*)

3H

Tom Dituro

Al Sharpton

Quasy RIP

OJ

BMW

2H

Global Crossing

Richard Newton

Enron

BJ

F*rd

1H

Robert Briggs

Ted Kennedy

:-)

France

Sadaam

0H

David T Wrzesinski

Jesse

OBL

Porche

-1H

National Camel Rider Society

Zit

W/Bag

> ? <

-2H

Jerry Palmer
. Design your own signature ...

I am a member of every Corvette Cyber Chat Club, and thus have vast bandwith credits

I have XXX,XXX thousand messages on the ________ web site and thus qualify for ______

Senior Elite Grande Magnifico Member of the ______ web site with Distinguished Honors

Senior Member

 BoBo

HoHo

MoMo

(Please Print clearly for the above Blanks.)

WINDBAGS

Part Number

Introductory Price

Add to Cart

PORTLY

Wooooooosh

.02

  Press

JUMBO

Wooooooosh x 2

.02

  Press

COMING SOON Signature Editions

~ Limited edition sequentially numbered with replica autographs of the famous ~

 the first in this valuable collectible series will be "the Horatio Hornblower"

 the second will be "the Collegiate Blow Hard" with Comfortweave inserts

 third will be "the Pompous Ass" with correct stamped matching numbers

 fourth will be "the Bloated Fairy" with Gold stitching

 Collect the entire series and receive a free aerosol of air freshner & ear muffs.

SPECIAL RECALL NOTICE

~ Portly Blond National Camel Rider Society Windbags are being Recalled ~

Please compare your serial number with those on the Recall Bulletin to determine if your Windbag has a defective mouthpiece that may result in these dangerous conditions. Use extreme caution to avoid these sudden loud hot pestilent discharges. Wear full body protection for safety.